One of the perks of texting me. @melanieressa @alexabrindle
Blew dry my hair and I now feel like I’m in a hair commercial. #pantene #zooeydeschanel shout out to my #robe
Oh ok, you just go ahead and randomly follow me out of the blue, Jay. I have no problem with that #SoDoesThisMakeUsBFFsNow ??
Hey grandpa, it’s been a while. #Dance #NoFilter #PicturesJustLookedLikeThatBackThen
Not what I was going to say BUT SHE WOULD FEEL LIKE A REAL WEINER FOR GIVING SUCH A COLD RESPONSE IF IT WAS #mom #superbowl #textmessage
#wookiee #puppy #braces
Dear all friends, you heard the man. 👍 #newyear #ThisIs40 #JuddApatow #suckit #littlebitchy
bambifer:
oh.
my.
fucking.
god.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
LOOK AT THIS THROWBACK @alexabrindle #christmas #ondirection #dontgetpissedihashtaggedthatonedirectionfans